posted 05-12-2008 12:02 AM               

Okay so Brittney and I were supposed to meet our friend Sam for dinner, well Sam was at work and Brittney and I only had to kill like, an hour, so rather than go home for a few minutes and then leave again, we decided to go for a drive.

Now, I know this isn't a great hobby given recent gas prices, but one sometimes struggles to give up their favorite passtimes. Anyway, right at the bottom of the of our road the are two "neighborhoods" now we both always assumed that they were little jug-handle neighborhoods that ended a hundered feet from the main road. So, I suggested we drive down one just to see what all was back there, and surprisingly the road didn't end. It was all shrouded with trees and stuff, and kinda unkempt, but the road kept going. So, so did we.

Well, 100 feet turned into a really long, windy, road. About ten miles later the road starts to open up a bit and the sporadically placed trailer-houses start to turn into well maintained farm properties. Then a few miles later we see the hugest house either of us have ever seen. We described it to Aaric as "Like three stories. With a basement. And an attic. And some crawl spaces. And a library. And some tennis courts. And maybe a built in pool. And an attic in the crawl spaces. And wings. WINGS." It was... huge. So, we took mental note. (Our favorite part about our driving is finding pretty houses/churches or waterfalls/bridges that we can look at.) So, since the road kept going, we decided to continue on.

There was like this whole world back there. We were going about 35 mph for a good solid hour, and finally decided to turn off and journey until we found our way back. It's just weird because on the other side of those "neighborhoods" that we thought were useless and tiny, there's total suburbia.

So, where did they tuck this whole road in? Where did they hide all of the country property, farm houses, and rich folk? Well, there's only one answer. Narnia. Only it looks like this time the wardrobe became a whole neighborhood.

Needless to say, we didn't hang out with Sam. But, we'll see her tomorrow, so meh. And it was a lot of fun. I love adventures.

posted 05-18-2008 11:12 AM               

i love this song...and the video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=gWFJVCxJVZI

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posted 05-19-2008 04:15 PM               

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Originally posted by lostladyknight:
Speaking of funny videos.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

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aerecura....that site is kinda crazy. also entertaining and fun.

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posted 05-19-2008 04:37 PM               

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Originally posted by Aerecura:
I found this chat robot called iGod and was chatting with it for about half an hour.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Note: this website is not at all meant to insult those who are Christian. It's just really funny.

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posted 05-19-2008 06:24 PM            

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originally posted by lostladyknight:
Speaking of funny videos. [URL=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

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Ohhhhh, yes. My friends know that by heart. They'll sing it, too.

I just told God to read Narnia...

posted 05-20-2008 07:57 AM               

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Originally posted by Aerecura:
I found this chat robot called iGod and was chatting with it for about half an hour.
http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Note: this website is not at all meant to insult those who are Christian. It's just really funny.

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posted 05-20-2008 08:54 AM               

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Originally posted by Sanaedhel:
ok now I don't know about anyone else but I think it's about time that this thread died and a new one born of it's ashes...82 pages omg lol

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We don't do that. Sorry.

posted 05-20-2008 10:12 AM               

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Originally posted by Minxy:
We don't do that. Sorry.

Only reason there is a second Rants and Raves thread is some people (everyone actually I think) had problems viewing pages after a certain page.

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posted 05-20-2008 10:14 AM               

Lets try!

HEY!
Visit my site:
lil.miss.broadway001.googlepages.com

Apply to SHIZ U.
U can take real classes
and earn Wiz-Points!!!

posted 05-20-2008 01:54 PM               

God:
Are you free?
Me:
In what sense do you mean that?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Yes, I am free.
God:
Yay. Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
I am single, yes.
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
...God, are you asking me out?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God. I repeat, are you asking me on a date?
God:
GOD rules. Suppose I was asking you on a date? What would you say?
Me:
I would say yes, I suppose.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. OK.
Me:
Where shall we go on our date?
God:
Where do you think?
Me:
How about we go to a cafe?
God:
That sounds good to me.

God asked me on a date, lol...

posted 05-20-2008 02:43 PM               

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Originally posted by Aerecura:

iGod also told me that the Virgin Mary was male. I think it's a little confused...[/B]

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posted 05-21-2008 04:51 PM               

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Originally posted by nessaheart:
All right. Who's picky with their grammar?

Read this. Read it carefully, especically the beginning and the bit above the picture. It's making me laugh. How ironic...
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/chi-typo-guys-0521may21,0,701362.story

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posted 05-21-2008 07:18 PM            

"Typo Personalitie

Armed with Sharpies erasers and righteous indignatin, two apostles of the apostrophe make it there crusade to ride the world of bad signs"

...and the needed corrections are "marked" in red ink.

posted 05-21-2008 07:37 PM               

minxy, what website did you invite me to? was i supposed to get something in my email or facebook?

ETA: a tidbit from a conversation with iGod i am having. i have a feeling i'll be posting lots of tidbits from conversations with iGod

Me:
what is heaven

God:
The space surrounding or seeming to overarch the earth, in which the sun, moon, and stars appear; visible sky. Or commonly seen as a state or place of complete happiness or perfect rest, attained by the good after death. In Christian theology is, the state or place of perfect union with God and so of eternal life and supreme happiness, attained by the elect after death.

Me:
thats cool

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posted 05-21-2008 08:21 PM               

Me:
i am 23 yrs old

God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 23 years old?

Me:
it feels like magic. dark magic

God:
me feels like magic? What else feels like that? Are you scared of the dark?

Me:
no i love the dark

God:
Are you serious? You love the dark. What do you like about it so much?

Me:
its the best time for sexing

God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What makes it the best?

Me:
romantic

God:
Are you a man or a woman?

Me:
woman

God:
Me too. I am a she.

Me:
you are a man?

God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:
i am a hermphodite

God:
You are a hermphodite? Is that your job?

Me:
no, its what i am

God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?

Me:
my penis and boobs said it is

God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

Me:
i think you like boobs

God:
Me? I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:
in a sexy way?

God:
Describe your surroundings.

Me:
bed

posted 05-21-2008 08:37 PM               

That made me crack up like crazy just now, and I love ya for it!

HAHAHA!

Forgive the excessive use of smilies

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posted 05-22-2008 04:07 AM               

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Originally posted by helenbooktrip:
Me:
i think you like boobs

God:
Me? I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:
in a sexy way?

God:
Describe your surroundings.

Me:
bed

God:
It sounds like a very beautiful place.

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*dies laughing* That's hilarious!

EDIT: I just had a...strange...conversation with God. I still do not know what "it" refers to; iGod brought it up without any precendent.

God:
Do humans need to do it?
Me:
need to do what?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
do WHAT?
God:
do what.
Me:
answer my question!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what does "it" refer to?
God:
"It" refers to your question, I think.
Me:
no, it doesn't.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
why do you want to do "it" so much? That was the disturbing question which you asked me.
God:
Because of the money.
Me:
...are you a prostitute, god?
God:
Am I a prostitute? Of course I am.

posted 05-22-2008 02:05 PM               

Is anyone into analysing dreams? I've a bit of a strange question.

A couple of months ago when The Wedding Singer was in Newcastle I was talking to a guy in the cast, Simon Lipkin. I make no secret of the fact that I'm a bit obsessed with this guy, he's really great. Anyway, whilst we were talking I noticed he had fluff in his hair and eventually pointed it out and removed it.
On tuesday I went to see the show again and he spotted me in the audience but I didn't have time to talk to him afterwards.
I had a dream on tuesday night which was very, very bizarre. It (briefly) involved a fish which I thought was a shark but someone told me was a "fluffy salmon"!.

Is the stretch from Simon's fluff to fluffy salmon too far?! I did realise the connection when I was drunk last night... but even thinking about it today, Simon is not too far from salmon and the fluffy bit is just weird!

I appreciate that this is a very strange story but I'd just be interested in people's opinions! I think it's cool how our subconcious affects our dreams.

My dream also involved bears and Simon played a Bad Idea Bear in Avenue Q but I think that's taking it a bit too far... the bears weren't blue!