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King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 02:06 PM quote: Originally posted by ready2flywww: Awww, Mel! Your hair looks so lovely! I can't seem to get any work done today. I'm in a daze. hugs all around ~ Heath Ah! You must be Acey's husband! Pleased to meet you (although apparently I'm going to be in trouble with you for my remarks on the pictures board...) steels self for reprisals IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 02:44 PM Ah...don't worry. Acey was correct in his assumption that I could never forgive myself if I were to harm someone physically or otherwise... So even if I were to come running up to you with a "big stick" in hand (as scenario you chose) I doubt I could use it to hurt you. So no worries. Nice to meet you too. The pleasure's all mine. ~ Heath IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 02:46 PM Aww, Heath's just a giant teddy bear that's full of love. He couldn't hurt a soul! IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 02:48 PM quote: Originally posted by missnikkaphon: Ooh, PaN, I like it. Random comment: you remind me ever so slightly of Clare Abshire from The Time Traveler's Wife. Read the book, if you haven't. It falls in the category of "good love story." You don't really seem to look like her, except for red hair, but you just seem like her...?? I don't know. Hee. Wow. Weird. And it's a primary sign of nerdiness, seeing parallels between people on an author's forum and characters in books. Wow... red? I never would've guessed my hair was red! Haha. I'll have to take a look at this book, I've never read it. Thanks for the tip and the compliment, I think? Hehe. IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 02:59 PM quote: Originally posted by PlantANote: Aww, Heath's just a giant teddy bear that's full of love. He couldn't hurt a soul! I'm not THAT big IP: Logged
OvertheMoonforIM Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:12 PM Welcome back Heath! IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:15 PM quote: Originally posted by ready2flywww: I'm not THAT big Hahaha, I don't mean your physical size silly! IP: Logged
OvertheMoonforIM Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:20 PM Don't you guys work? IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:23 PM If by work you mean sit at my desk and refresh the Gregory Maguire discussion board page about a hundred times throughout the day to catch every update, and do the same with my email then yes, I do work! IP: Logged
OvertheMoonforIM Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:24 PM Sounds good to me! Keep it up and there might be a promotion in your future! IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:26 PM heehee...okay, I guess I'll letcha slide this time, Mel... "Yes, I'm 'supposed' to be working...but...but...I DON'T WANNA!" Said Heath in an adolescent boy's voice, almost bursting into tears in an instant. But deep inside he knew he had work that needed to be done. So he slowly, reluctantly pressed submit, and started back on his drafting. IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:29 PM quote: Originally posted by ready2flywww: heehee...okay, I guess I'll letcha slide this time, Mel... "Yes, I'm 'supposed' to be working...but...but...I DON'T WANNA!" Said Heath in an adolescent boy's voice, almost bursting into tears in an instant. But deep inside he knew he had work that needed to be done. So he slowly, reluctantly pressed submit, and started back on his drafting. ... But secretly he continues to check the boards while he's supposed to be working, just like Melissa does. And then his fingers twitch at the desire to reply to the topics more! IP: Logged
Acey Member	posted 05-22-2006 03:36 PM quote: Originally posted by ready2flywww: heehee...okay, I guess I'll letcha slide this time, Mel... "Yes, I'm 'supposed' to be working...but...but...I DON'T WANNA!" Said Heath in an adolescent boy's voice, almost bursting into tears in an instant. But deep inside he knew he had work that needed to be done. So he slowly, reluctantly pressed submit, and started back on his drafting. ARGH! leaps hugs I've missed you so much it's scary and unreal! Nyawwwww! hugs Am emailing posthaste. IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 04:09 PM quote: Originally posted by Acey: ARGH! leaps hugs I've missed you so much it's scary and unreal! Nyawwwww! hugs Am emailing posthaste. Oh my God! Your husband's back and I'm still here. hastily pulls on nasty 1970s wing-collared shirt and hides in wardrobe (where Sid James is already hiding) yah, yah, yah! IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 04:23 PM quote: Originally posted by King of Quox: Oh my God! Your husband's back and I'm still here. hastily pulls on nasty 1970s wing-collared shirt and hides in wardrobe (where Sid James is already hiding) yah, yah, yah! drops suit cases on floor runs out and get's drunk like the male character on the music video for Whiskey Lullaby bury me beside the willow tree...I've died of a broken heart IP: Logged
Acey Member	posted 05-22-2006 04:30 PM moves all big sticks to safe, far away places IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 04:34 PM Finds vicar in cupboard also, at precise minute own trousers fall down realises is trapped in a Feydeau farce, not a Carry On film sighs with relief finds overlooked big stick shudders in horror IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 04:57 PM Is nothing sacred to you?! holds up left hand to flash platinum marriage ring with a small diamond in the center slips it off and drops it on the floor, along with the Tullips and Roses I brought back for you, and the tears falling from my cheeks [This message has been edited by ready2flywww (edited 05-22-2006).] IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:05 PM stares at screen cradling a bowl of popcorn in lap, anticipating the next move [This message has been edited by PlantANote (edited 05-22-2006).] IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:05 PM stumbles out of wardrobe, flustered sees Heath sandwiched between Russ Abbot and Vicki Michelle realises that this is not 'Carry On' nor Feydeau but Ray Cooney Vicki makes suggestive comment about big stick audience applauds wildly everyone who likes theatre dies a little inside realises this has now taken a very surreal turn adjusts shoulder pads and squares up instead for Alexis and Krystle style showdown in unconvincing fountain [This message has been edited by King of Quox (edited 05-22-2006).] IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:12 PM picks platinum ring back up, and walks over to the audience seats to sit with Mel, hoping she'll share the popcorn...I'm now utterly confused as to what is going on...so I sit and wait patiently with Mel for Acey's long over due ten minute, twenty page monologue explaining everything in detail. Well, except for the sex part cause I might get sick to my stomach [This message has been edited by ready2flywww (edited 05-22-2006).] IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:17 PM oops... [This message has been edited by ready2flywww (edited 05-22-2006).] IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:19 PM is checkmated finds oil can pours contents on troubled waters looks longingly at popcorn IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:24 PM quote: Originally posted by King of Quox: is checkmated finds oil can pours contents on troubled waters *looks longingly at popcorn* shoooo no popcorn for you go pop your own sobs uncontrollably with head on Mel's lap IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:26 PM Of course I'll share with you Heath. Quoxy, if you want popcorn, I hope you can catch. I have to keep you and Heath separated. I'll try to aim but popcorn doesn't fly well... strokes Heath's head There there love... Let it all out. [This message has been edited by PlantANote (edited 05-22-2006).] IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:27 PM But, but....he shouldn't get popcorn... Only I can get nakee with Adam!!! =/ bottom lip quivers IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:28 PM repeatedly misses pocporn signals usherette for ice cream ice cream sticks in throat has fit of remorse Will you forgive me for being a homewrecking little tramp? IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:28 PM Ok no popcorn for Quoxy. Shame shame for hurting my Heath Bar! IP: Logged
ready2flywww Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:31 PM Hey! You took that ice cream out of my fridge! Everyone knows that's what I eat to make me feel better. Fine, you can have some...only a little. Save some for me though, cuz I'm gonna need it after today! sigh IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:32 PM Oh dear. If only I'd stuck to annoying everyone with quotations from the more obscure Baum books rather than fliritng like a schoolgirl, I wouldn't now be wearing shoulderpads, choking on ice-cream, sat on popcorn in an overpopulated wardrobe in the middle of some strange generically fluid play with an audience of two, a leading man that's done a bunk, and an over-reliance on my asterisk button... IP: Logged
PlantANote Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:36 PM Well I hope you've learned your lesson young man. Now, where the deuce is Acey with that explanation? IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:39 PM He wants to make an entrance I think. He's changing into a bowler hat and fishnet tights before being winched down from the flies sitting on a plywood cloud singing like Marlene Dietrich. IP: Logged
Acey Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:40 PM What the FUCK is going on here!? reads IP: Logged
Acey Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:49 PM Oh you melodramatic pair of old queens. flourish "I did not have sexual relationships with that monarch." exuent via clound IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:53 PM waves Latin degree at Acey and reminds him that he can only 'exit' on the cloud, since he is masculine singular, and that only plurals can 'exeunt' gets socked in gob for being pedantic realises error of ways gets self to a nunnery er, monkery monastery, even IP: Logged
Acey Member	posted 05-22-2006 05:59 PM "Oh please, you bought that degree from a joke shop" group of people stage right whisper about group of people stage left group of people stage left whisper about group of people stage right man in a wheelchair and pajamas enters, has some business with a soda syphon, and exits persued by a punk in a tweed cap a policeman enters, his trousers fall down the audience wish Ray Cooney would die IP: Logged
King of Quox Member	posted 05-22-2006 06:05 PM quote: Originally posted by Acey: "Oh please, you bought that degree from a joke shop" Feigns horror, flaps kercheif and tosses periwig imperiously Fie! Fie! Th'art a simpering dandyprat, my fine cully! is reminded by Ray that this is not Restoration comedy apologises profusely and does crowd-pleasing smutty innuendo IP: Logged
Plant a Note Moderator	posted 05-22-2006 06:45 PM Damn I wish I was British.... sigh IP: Logged
Saint Aelphaba Moderator	posted 05-22-2006 07:26 PM tilts head to the left tilts head to the right. Nope, I got nothing. IP: Logged
The Scarecrow Member	posted 05-22-2006 07:28 PM quote: Originally posted by Plant a Note: Damn I wish I was British.... sigh Oh I do too. Plus, I hear London is beautiful when it rains, right Acey? Haha. IP: Logged

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