posted 05-05-2006 11:37 PM               

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Originally posted by missnikkaphon:
You only get props, since I can't give you cookies or hugs, but you can feel warm and fuzzy knowing that you've won. *grins*

I don't like scary movies. Either they're not scary, and then there's no point, or they are scary, and I get scared. Seems dumb to me. *grins*

And, regarding leaving for a couple days, I was totally missing you all while I was dancing in circles to the Backstreet Boys in a Chinese hotel parking lot.

SO, jasmine tea is so much better than green tea. It's not even funny. Acey, if you're drinking Asian tea, it should be jasmine. *grins* I love jasmine tea. It's so nice.

AND...Nikki needs to post a random comment so that everybody will reply with random comments. That is - the comments I've posted already aren't random enough. ??

My mom had Michael Buble on her mp3 player and didn't tell me. I listened to it. I like his voice.

AND...

French toast is nice. Americans eating French toast in the middle of China. Hmm... But it doesn't really count because the bread here is not very good.

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posted 05-05-2006 11:46 PM               

Boo hoo this is making me feel stupid.

It was my own allowance too.

poo.

posted 05-06-2006 03:52 AM            

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Originally posted by Saint Aelphaba:
uhm... I'm listening to Harry Potter on CD right now...

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posted 05-06-2006 06:59 AM               

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Originally posted by Acey:
Thanks guys. But i think i really should just be ignored when i get like this and just get over my cheap self. It's not even as if i've got anything to be upset about. Which makes it worse because then i realise i'm being selfish and ignorant. So yeah, just ignore me, and i'll shut up and go away. Love you all though!

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posted 05-06-2006 12:52 PM            

erm...hungry.

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Originally posted by King of Quox:
"Raindrops and roses and whiskers on kittens...". Where did I leave my wimple and guitar?

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I am watching Friends and Pheobe just started singing that!

posted 05-06-2006 03:14 PM               

I mean really, what is wrong with Christianity? These men are celibate anyway, they don't have sex with anyone, i doubt Clergy of this stature even approve of themselves thinking about sex of any gender combination. Zero logic.

I'd challenge anybody of any religious denomination - be it the Pope or the Dali Lama - to rifle through The 'Good' Book and show me exactly where Jesus Chirst condemns homosexuality - or any such number of condemned things.

The fact is he doesn't. Christ nowhere says 'Gays are bad, throw them to the lions' he did not say on the cross 'A gay should be here instead' he did not say 'Wash my feet Mary, i walked past a gay this afternoon'.

Christians need to learn to be Christians, and follow the teachings of Christ, not worship some book - which, on the most part, he rarely appears in in person.

posted 05-07-2006 09:18 AM            

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Originally posted by Acey:
Christians need to learn to be Christians, and follow the teachings of Christ

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What? I'm honestly not the only person who thinks that?

posted 05-07-2006 09:58 AM            

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Originally posted by King of Quox:
By the way, Dorothy Parker's parrot was called Onan. Because he spilled his seed on the ground.

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posted 05-07-2006 10:30 AM            

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Originally posted by missnikkaphon:
What? I'm honestly not the only person who thinks that?

I'm probably the only Christian who thinks that, but that's another story.

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posted 05-07-2006 11:10 AM               

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Originally posted by vimfuego:
Oh, if only Acey ruled the world. What are we going to do tonight, Brain? :P Look at this, it's so daft it'll have to cheer you up

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It's a what? Well, actaually it's probably whiplash, a dislocated neck and a scrambled brain for that child that's doing it hanging off the tree...

posted 05-07-2006 11:11 AM               

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Originally posted by Toto:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That was hilarious! And you quoted Ned Flanders in the same post. You are AWESOME King Q. And brilliant as I agree with every thing you said.

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posted 05-07-2006 12:04 PM               

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Originally posted by vimfuego:
Haha, the fun never ends!

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posted 05-07-2006 12:12 PM            

my new favorite term is 'to toss a mental coin"

posted 05-07-2006 12:40 PM               

I've found it! At last, i've been looking for a recording of this since 2003.

*screams*

This is my favourite Eurovision song ever, the only one i've ever liked, oh, oh, oh it's awful, oh, oh, oh, it's so hilarious.

Prepare yourselves for the campest display of camp in the history of camp.

This so deserved to have won, for its sheer volumous campidity.

It's not just camp, it's EuroCamp, which makes it even camper.

Ok, enough, ta-da!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-TrK-orhs

"Hello *squirms* Ignore the pink tank top *writhes* Because i'm completely not homosexual *twists* See, i'm dancing with half naked woman *jives* so i can't be gay *wrings* vote for me *squirms* I'm Bosnian and in a disco *thrusts*"

posted 05-07-2006 12:59 PM               

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Originally posted by Saint Aelphaba:
I'm not even going to click on that

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posted 05-07-2006 01:03 PM            

I watched half of it .

*says in sarcastic drawl*
"No of course he isn't gay..."

posted 05-07-2006 01:06 PM               

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Originally posted by Acey:
*screams*

I've found it! At last, i've been looking for a recording of this since 2003.

*screams*

This is my favourite Eurovision song ever, the only one i've ever liked, oh, oh, oh it's awful, oh, oh, oh, it's so hilarious.

Prepare yourselves for the campest display of camp in the history of camp.

This so deserved to have won, for its sheer volumous campidity.

It's not just camp, it's EuroCamp, which makes it even camper.

Ok, enough, ta-da!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m-TrK-orhs

"Hello *squirms* Ignore the pink tank top *writhes* Because i'm completely not homosexual *twists* See, i'm dancing with half naked woman *jives* so i can't be gay *wrings* vote for me *squirms* I'm Bosnian and in a disco *thrusts*"

Love. It.

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Oh. My. God. I couldn't take any more than about one and a half minutes of it. And I actually OWN a copy of the CD of the 2002 competition (er...good winning song. As well as the air-hostess-trannies from Slovenia and Greece doing S.A.G.A.P.O, the WORST Eurovision entry. EVER). Yes, it is camper than Dale Winton, Larry Grayson and Frankie Howard on holiday in pink sequin tents on the set of 'Carry On Camping'. Has anyone seen our entry this year? The middle-aged guy pretending to be 18 in his stone washed jeans with the slightly creepy gymnastic schoolgirls. It's got to win.

By the way, Americans, the Eurovision song contest: think of the worst novelty song you possibly can, multiply it by the number of European states (and Israel!), sprinkle it with glitter, add 2,000 years of historical rivalries and have it hosted by an Irishman in a ludicrosuly obvious toupee.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the EC!

posted 05-07-2006 01:15 PM               

You can't call it the EC any more. You. Ea You. E.U.

The thing that i find hilarious is this whole thing is borne from Europe, the cradle of modern culture. Finally, after two and a half thousand years of war with eachother, we finally achieve peace, and decide to hold a nomadic disco-techque each year. Love it.

I'm Proud to be European!

posted 05-07-2006 01:46 PM               

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Originally posted by Acey:
*gasp*

You can't call it the EC any more. You. Ea You. E.U.

The thing that i find hilarious is this whole thing is borne from Europe, the cradle of modern culture. Finally, after two and a half thousand years of war with eachother, we finally achieve peace, and decide to hold a nomadic disco-techque each year. Love it.

I'm Proud to be European!

(And... get this... America are having an Amerivision Song Contest next year! A) How fabulously even tackier than Europe having one and B) Freeloading bandwagoners. *mumbles*)

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Sorry. Child of the Thatcher Years. I often have the urge to call the euro the ecu. Amerivision sounds even more ghastly than ours. In the spirit of us allowing Israel in Eurovision, I think they need to allow at least one non-American state to enter. Honduras, or the Galapagos Islands maybe. Let us not mock Eurovison though. Reflect on the many great talents it has allowed to shine, such as Samantha Janus, Renee and Renato, Guildo Horn and...er...Celine Dion...

To make this (marginally) related to the boards in general, perhaps we could propose entries for an Ozvision contest to restore peace to its troubled peoples.

Terry Wogan: "And Ugabu, could we have your points please for tonight's entries?"

Queen Ann Soforth: "For the Sillipede representing Gillikin with her song 'I Used To Love A Munchkin (Til Someone Dropped A House On Me)': nul points"...

[This message has been edited by King of Quox (edited 05-07-2006).]

posted 05-07-2006 01:58 PM               

I used to love a Munchkin (Til someone dropped a house on me).

Please!

The song is already bubbling away in my head. Pweeeese!

posted 05-07-2006 02:17 PM               

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Originally posted by Acey:
King of Quox, please please please let me have the rights to that song title.

I used to love a Munchkin (Til someone dropped a house on me).

Please!

The song is already bubbling away in my head. Pweeeese!

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For what it's worth, they're yours. But only if I get to do the backing harmonies with three other singers (in sequinned blue, violet, red and yellow for the four corners of Oz).

And please call me Scott. Being called King of Quox all the time will give me airs.

posted 05-07-2006 03:30 PM               

I used to love a Munchkin
Til someone dropped a house on me
And it kinda got me thinkin'
If this kinda thang happens regu'lly
Most witches die frum dunkin'
In a river, stream or estuary
But the Witch of the East was done in
By the house of a brat named Dorothy.

(She even made mah sista melt!)

It crushed mah skull
It crushed mah legs
And I had no arms with
Which to defend mah self
My liver, nose,
And rubied toes,
But most of all it broke mah heart!

My Munchkin man was strong and fierce,
His height weren't much but his biceps wide,
When i wept he wiped away my tears
Though infront of a peasant i've never cried.
I kept controll through all those years
By acting cold and dead inside;
The Witch o'the East evoked a livin' fear
That kept those Munchkins loyal and by mah side.

(But a lil house changed all that...)

It crushed mah skull
It crushed mah legs
And I had no arms with
Which to defend mah self
My liver, nose,
And rubied toes,
But most of all it broke mah heart!

So now it turns out that I'm dead,
Apparently it's last years news,
But mah papers now will go unread,
Can't turn those pages; no arms to use.
But that Dorothy's wise, she used her head,
She did what I always had done too,
She treated that Wizard like I treated mah men,
And walked all over him with magic shoes.

(You go farm girl!)

It crushed mah skull
It crushed mah legs
And I had no arms with
Which to defend mah self
My liver, nose,
And rubied toes,
But most of all it broke mah heart!

So now i miss my Munchkin
But in romance Witches always loose
Girls do what me mah sis and Dotty did
Give up on men, focus on shoes.

It crushed mah skull
It crushed mah legs
And I had no arms with
Which to defend mah self
My liver, nose,
And rubied toes,
But most of all it broke mah heart!

posted 05-07-2006 04:55 PM            

These ruby shoes are made for walking,
and that's just what they'll do
One of these days, the ruby shoes are going walk all over you.

posted 05-07-2006 05:17 PM            

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Originally posted by vimfuego:
Oh, if only Acey ruled the world. What are we going to do tonight, Brain? :P Look at this, it's so daft it'll have to cheer you up

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posted 05-07-2006 05:57 PM               

Well Nessarose had always seemed quite 'armless,
But she let power go straight to her head,
Started magicin' where she shouldn't've been a magicin,
A house fell on her, now she's good and dead:
These ruby shoes are made for walkin',
And that's just what Dorothy'll do
Before the Wicked Witch of the West
Can get her - and her little dog too!

Well, Nessarose, there ain't no point denyin'
You were the Imelda Marcos of the Land of Oz
You went and put your ruby size nines right in it
Now you're dead and gone and all because
These ruby shoes were made for walkin',
And that's what Dorothy's gonna do
Before the Wicked Witch of the West
Can get her - and her little dog too!

[DOMINGON SOLO]

Elphie's meddlin' where she shouldn't be meddlin'
Girl, give up and let them darn shoes go!
Red shoes with your complexion? Uh-uh, honey!
(And Miss Gale's got a pail that's full of H2O).
Those ruby shoes are made for walkin'
From the Kells to Ugabu,
Elphaba, honey these shoes
Are gonna be the death of you!

Are you ready, slippers?
(CLICK, CLICK, CLICK)
Start takin' me home...

posted 05-08-2006 03:45 AM            

Acey - it broke my liver? *grins*

I totally love them both. KoQ/Scott and Acey both get props. And the Dr. D. thing has to be the funniest bit on there. Oh my freaking GSD.