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GAlindawithaGA!
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posted 03-28-2010 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GAlindawithaGA!   Click Here to Email GAlindawithaGA!     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I dont know if its been posted yet but...

Elphaba: I Dont Cause Commotion....I Am One...

this is one of my favourites only because i can relate to it soo much lol!

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I Dont Cause Commotion....I Am One

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Fiyeraba4ever
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posted 04-18-2010 01:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fiyeraba4ever   Click Here to Email Fiyeraba4ever     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I love the whole lion cub scene.. here are some favorite lines: (Hope nobody said these)

-When Elphaba arrives at the OzDust:
Fiyero: Who in Oz is this?
Galinda: My roommate... please, don't ... stare!
Fiyero: How can you help it?

-Before Popular, when they're sharing secrets:
Elphaba: My father hates me.
*Glinda gasps*
Elphaba: That's not the secret.
~~~it's not the funniest but the Glinda I saw (I can't remember which) looked like she'd have a heart attack when Elphaba said the first line

-Before Dillamond is taken (Before the Lion Cub scene)
*Elphaba is practicing 'Toss, Toss'
Fiyero: You've been Galindafied.
Elphaba: How can you tell?
Fiyero: Toss Toss..
~~again, not the funniest, but Fiyero was hilarious

-Lion Cub scene (ONE OF THE BEST)What's happening?
Elphaba: I don't know I got mad...and.. and..
Fiyero: Alright just don't move! And don't get mad at me..

(STILL LION SCENE)
Fiyero: What did you mean to do? Why was I the only one you didn't do it to?
Elphaba: Oh look, you're bleeding... it must have scratched you.
Fiyero: Yeah... or maybe it scratched me or something. *totally out of it for a few seconds... they almost kiss* I better get to safety... I mean the cub... get the cub to safety. *He exits the stage. He realizes he went the wrong way and re-crosses stage*
Elphaba: Fiyero...

-Right before One Short Day:
Galinda: Remember, eye contact. And don't forget to tell him how wonderful he is, Wizards love that! And be yourself... well... within reason.

-A few seconds after that: (Fiyero just left)
Elphaba: Galinda...
Glinda: It's Glinda now. Stupid idea, I don't even know what made me say it.
Elphaba: It doesn't matter what your name is, everyone loves you!
Glinda: I don't care! I want him. I don't even think he's perfect anymore and I still want him. This must be what other people feel like. How do they bear it?
~~Glinda's delivery=priceless

Right after Sentimental Man: (Morrible's carrying the Grimmerie)
Glinda: Is that the Grimmerie?
Morrible: Yes, the ancient book of spells and enchantments.
Glinda: Can I touch it?
Morrible: No.

Thank Goodness Scene:
Morrible: And thank goodness for you, Glinda, and your handsome swain, our new captain of the guard. To Fiyero. Now you've been at the forefront of the hunt for the Wicked Witch, haven't you?
Fiyero: Not really, but I don't like to think of her as a Wicked Witch.
Morrible: Captain, how does it feel?
Fiyero: Frustrating... but I became captain of the guard to find her, and I will keep searching!
Morrible: No, being engaged!
Ozians: Congratulotions!
Fiyero: This is an engagement party?
Glinda: Surprised?
Fiyero: Yes
~~~
I loved Fiyero's face when Morrible said he was engaged!

The Reunion: (Nessa and Elphaba)
Nessarose: Elphaba, shut up! First of all, I can't harbor a fugitive, I'm an un-elected official!

Typical Nessa!

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blondetrikki
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posted 06-17-2010 12:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blondetrikki     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Popular_Elphie:
"Elphaba, we used to believe everything that wasnt true, we call it history." Thats in wonderful i think i thought it was pretty funny (you guys took all of the other ones that i like! lol I like "let the green girl go" too along with the bubble one, glindas directions, and alot more! But the musical is pretty political like on the left wing side, which i like cause me being a democrat myself i thought it was funny...

Actually it's "Elphaba, Where I come from we believe in all sorts of things that aren't true.........We call it History"

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blondetrikki
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posted 06-17-2010 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blondetrikki     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by WickedlyDefiant:
Galinda: It seems the artichoke is steamed
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Glinda: I know you don't want to hear this but someone has to say it! You are out of control! I mean they're just shoes...let it go!
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Elphaba: I clash with everything
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[Glinda slaps Elphaba]
Elphaba: [cackles] Feel better?
Glinda: Yes, I do!
Elphaba: Good [slaps Glinda] so do I!
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Elphaba: Okay let's get this over with, no I'm not seasick, yes I've always been green, No I didn't eat grass as a child.
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Fiyero: You've been Galindafied!
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Galinda: Okay, stand... I will turn your frock into a beautiful ball gown! Stand up...Ball gown!!! Ball GOWN!!! Is this thing on?
Elphaba: Do you want me to try?
Galinda: No, I've got it! You know what? Just wear the frock-- it's pretty!
>>Kristin's delivery is priceless!
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Elphaba: Stay here with me...I'm gonna miss you. Oz won't be the same without you!
:: pause as they both try to stop crying::
Elphaba: You know what? Let's go to the Emerald city!
Glinda: (through tears) Lets's go shopping!
>>Kristin's final preformance when she starts crying just beore "One Short Day" too cute!
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Galinda: You're whole life is going to change and all because of me! Now..I wrote a book, "How to be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list I hope will help you. Elphie, every day...shower. I mean who knows?! Maybe some of that green's gonna come off! Deoderant Elphie, nobody likes a stinky witch! I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that. Clean underclothes...that's all I'm gonna say. Look at your posture! That's no way to be popular! Bed made, room straightened, we've done that. Colours blended. The most important thing to have to make yourself popular is to keep your beautiful smile.
Elphaba: Thank you...
>>SO CUTE!!! (an ad lib from Kristin in her last show...Idina was killing herself laughing, I have no idea how Kristin maintained a straight face!

[This message has been edited by WickedlyDefiant (edited 01-23-2006).]


(forgive me. i am a blonde) i can only ever count 9 things that will help Elphie be popular. Am i going nuts?????

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blondetrikki
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posted 06-17-2010 12:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blondetrikki     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by thewizardandbex:
I still love:
'Glinda: Glinda. The Ga is silent.'
Hehehe
and
Lemons, Orange and Pears!
Oh My!
lol
xxxxxx

It's "Lemons and Melons and Pears"

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blondetrikki
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posted 06-17-2010 12:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blondetrikki     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Elphaba Potter:
Ok. I've tried and tried to understand the "goat on the lam" quote. I laugh everytime even though I don't get it.

I used to think it was "goat on the lamb" until I got a hold of the script. That actually made sense to me...maybe that's why I laugh? *contemplative chin rub*

But would anyone care to explain please?
*feels dumb for asking*


I think it means there's a goat on the run kind of thing

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blondetrikki
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posted 07-24-2010 08:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for blondetrikki     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by thewizardandbex:
I still love:
'Glinda: Glinda. The Ga is silent.'
Hehehe
and
Lemons, Melond and Pears!
Oh My!
lol
xxxxxx

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Supertasticly Glindafied
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posted 08-31-2010 07:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Supertasticly Glindafied     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't know if this one has been posted yet, but...

I saw this on a Youtube video of "Popular" and fell on the floor, laughing.

When the actor playing Galinda (I think it was Kristin) sings the "Laaa, laaa" part, she trips (accidentally?) and sings "Laaa, laaa *trips* Oh forget it!"

I thought it was funny. Youtube-it to understand.

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broadwaybound98
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posted 01-20-2012 09:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for broadwaybound98     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by You_Think_She's_Wicked?:
Nay, you're not rude @ all! Well, see, I most likely wouldn't have gotten into Wicked if I hadn't heard the CD @ my best friends house. She had it on and I asked her, "What is this? It's really good." And she told me, and the second I Got home I downloaded it off of iTunes. If I hadn't heard it, I wouldn't have gotten into it @ all. Then, my friend Mike started to show me clips of all the different Elphaba's and such, then he got me the Grimmerie for Christmas and I read it. He had already spoiled it for me by telling me the plot and stuff. But that's how I get into plays, it's how I got into "42nd Street" and "Rent" and "Chicago."

But I'm such a ding-dong sometimes, I'll go see it and be utterly surprised... I'm just odd like that


I agree with you. I love to listen to the music and learn about the plays before I go. There's just something about knowing the words to the song when you go. I think they register in your brain quicker and you are able to understand what's going on better. That's just my opinion though.

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