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AlmostElphaba Member	posted 08-11-2008 05:53 AM I haven't seen it either but Glinda (she's gAlinda at the time) says in Doctor Dillomand history class "Stop Larking on about the past and teach us history" Well it is something like that ! IP: Logged
FabalaFae Moderator	posted 08-11-2008 12:50 PM The line is: It's Galinda, with a GA. And I don't see why you can't just teach us history instead of always harping on the past. ------------------ ...because I'm weird like that. IP: Logged
wicked_08 Member	posted 09-04-2008 01:53 PM It's not a quote but it still funny. When I seen the play in Chicago Annaleigh was Glinda and when she sang popular she did all of these wierd leg movments and she would bend her body in wierd positions. I was cracking up IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-04-2008 03:33 PM Do you live in Chicago as well? IP: Logged
wicked_08 Member	posted 09-05-2008 12:41 PM No, I live in southwestern Michigan so Chicago isn't that far away. Is it true that Wicked is leaving Chicago in December? IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-05-2008 03:42 PM Yeah it is. If you know any alternatives could you let me know? IP: Logged
A Wonderful Obsession Member	posted 09-05-2008 05:26 PM quote: Originally posted by EminentThropp: Yeah it is. If you know any alternatives could you let me know? Have any close friends in the military? They can get free rides on USAF planes. It'll take you anywhere you want for free. IP: Logged
nessaheart Member	posted 09-06-2008 05:24 PM quote: originally posted by wicked_08 Is it true that Wicked is leaving Chicago in December? The last show's January 25, actually. ------------------ IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-06-2008 06:38 PM The saddest day of my life. I guess us Chicagolanders will have to find an alternative eh nessa? IP: Logged
nessaheart Member	posted 09-06-2008 07:52 PM Mmhm. Oh, that'll be a struggle. A sad struggle. Of course, we could always put on our own unofficial version... I think Legally Blonde's coming to the Oriental Theater after Wicked leaves, though. So now I'm torn between liking it because I like the movie and hating it because it's not Wicked. ------------------ IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-06-2008 08:44 PM Legally Blonde! What the hell were they thinking? IP: Logged
nessaheart Member	posted 09-06-2008 09:16 PM Why not? I'm not entirely sure that that's what's happening, but I'm relatively certain I read it somewhere. ------------------ IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-07-2008 09:13 AM I liked the movie its just Crap on Ice compared to Wicked. IP: Logged
wicked_08 Member	posted 09-07-2008 11:02 AM Hey! I have an idea! Why don't all of us who live in or close to Chicago all get together and go see Wicked's last performance in Chicago! That way we can meet each other in person AND see the show we all love! What do you think? IP: Logged
FabalaFae Moderator	posted 09-07-2008 12:16 PM We could do that for the last show in Los Angeles too! ------------------ ...because I'm weird like that. IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-07-2008 02:30 PM quote: Originally posted by wicked_08: Hey! I have an idea! Why don't all of us who live in or close to Chicago all get together and go see Wicked's last performance in Chicago! That way we can meet each other in person AND see the show we all love! What do you think? I posted in your thread but want to post here too. I'm gonna go if possible. IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-19-2008 03:21 PM I know that this isn't directly from Wicked but I saw a hilarious joke on Family Guy last night. So the Griffin family are going to Brown University to try to get Meg in and then when they walk up to the Applications desk and Say we'd like to see the dean this guy dressed up in green walks comes up and says Nobady sees the dean! Not nobody not no how! and it made me laugh for like 10 minutes. IP: Logged
A Wonderful Obsession Member	posted 09-19-2008 07:51 PM quote: Originally posted by EminentThropp: I know that this isn't directly from Wicked but I saw a hilarious joke on Family Guy last night. So the Griffin family are going to Brown University to try to get Meg in and then when they walk up to the Applications desk and Say we'd like to see the dean this guy dressed up in green walks comes up and says Nobady sees the dean! Not nobody not no how! and it made me laugh for like 10 minutes. I don't blame you, I'm laughing right now! IP: Logged
munchkinlady Member	posted 09-30-2008 02:15 PM After watching the muscial but I havent read the book yet sorry , anyway I come to a view I do not like Glinda , I hated the witch as a kid but I dont now , I like Dorothy buit she is naive ax IP: Logged
EminentThropp Member	posted 09-30-2008 03:38 PM What does ax mean? Anyway, Shame on you! Don't you ever say those things about Glinda again. Now march up to your room young lady. IP: Logged
Fly by Bubble Junior Member	posted 02-23-2009 06:31 PM quote: Originally posted by WickedlyDefiant: Fiyero: You've been Galindafied! message has been edited by WickedlyDefiant (edited 01-23-2006).] when does he say this? I dont remember it IP: Logged
wicked_08 Member	posted 02-24-2009 02:53 PM quote: Originally posted by Fly by Bubble: when does he say this? I dont remember it He says it right after popular. When they are in Doctor Dillamond's class and Elphaba tosses her hair She notices Fiyero watching her Elphaba-What? Fiyero-Nothing, it's just...you've been "Galindafied". IP: Logged
Shannon1778 Junior Member	posted 03-30-2009 03:54 PM "Oh stop your crying. You want to see your Aunt Em? Then get those shoes off your feet! Ugh. What kind of girl takes a dead woman's shoes? You must've been raised in a barn!" lol. Don't know if it's word for word but it's hilarious. IP: Logged
the_next_Elphaba Member	posted 03-31-2009 03:36 AM That's one of my favorite lines of the play! Another is when Glinda and Elphie are fighting in front of the house and Elphie says, "I know it may be hard for that blissful blonde brain to comprehend that someone like him could love someone like me....." I love that first part. ------------------ IP: Logged
JustCallMeELPHIE Member	posted 04-04-2009 10:11 PM ok... so im lostladyknight in that i had never seen the show and knew it forwards, backwards and inside out lol and i might mention that when my brother did in fact take me to see it 2 weeks ago with nicole parker and ally mauzey i was up for half the night speaking in ozian as much as possible lol while i was sitting there though during defying gravity (which of course i have seen numerous times on youtube) i found myself pinching my arm to make sure a) i was really awake and b)really there seeing it online didnt ruin it at all for me.... now for quotes i 100% adore the lines Fiyero: You think I'm really stupid Elphaba: No, not REALLY stupid... Galinda: That may be your secret Elphaba... but that doesn't make it true... POOOF! Galinda:... I know clandestantly... SPARKLE! (lol love Kendra Kassebaum when she does that) and last but not least when i saw the show Ally Mauzey had me in hysterics... she said "Fiyero and I are going to be married!" and then ran over flopped onto the pillows on her bed and screamed for like a minute and a half at the top of her lungs! and then of course with a blink of an eye she was back on the bed next Nicole just beaming! lol <333 ------------------ I know I can't come and go by bubble :) IP: Logged
nessaheart Member	posted 04-05-2009 12:05 PM quote: originally posted by JustCallMeELPHIE: Galinda: That may be your secret Elphaba... but that doesn't make it true... POOOF! Someone besides Annaleigh does the "poof"! ------------------ IP: Logged
JustCallMeELPHIE Member	posted 04-05-2009 09:29 PM quote: Originally posted by nessaheart: Someone besides Annaleigh does the "poof"! loll definitely... I've seen Annaleigh, Kendra (both online) and Ally all do it... and I love it.. I think its the perfect way to "Galindafy" the scene ------------------ I know I can't come and go by bubble :) IP: Logged
wizardman33 Member	posted 04-13-2009 02:45 PM When Glinda announces the engagement and that the party was a surprise engagement party and then everyone goes "CONGROTULOTIONS" and the banner falls down saying it spelled like that. That one made me laugh very hard. (CONGRATULOTIONS maybe not sure) ------------------ Warning: Do not read this sentence! IP: Logged
wizardman33 Member	posted 04-18-2009 08:23 AM When Elphaba steps out of the wardrobe in the Munchkin palace Nessa says "You! Why are you here?" Elphaba "Well there's no place like home..." ------------------ Warning: Do not read this sentence! IP: Logged
Lyeria Member	posted 04-19-2009 04:26 PM "The Beautiful Get more beautiful, While the Green just get greener" Elphaba IP: Logged
Tori_vlw89 Junior Member	posted 04-30-2009 08:31 PM nevermind, read a way early post that made me twitch....its a forum of what people like, its not perfect...the end... [This message has been edited by Tori_vlw89 (edited 04-30-2009).] IP: Logged
Cede The Good Junior Member	posted 06-25-2009 10:48 PM I love this one~ Glinda - "Have you ever considered how you'd fare in captivity?" Madame Morrible - "What?" Glinda - "Captivity....Prison....Personally I don't think you'll hold up very well. My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong. I doubt you will. Take her away!" IP: Logged
FabalaFae Moderator	posted 06-27-2009 01:08 PM From a scene that was taken out in workshops and shown at Wicked Day in NY last year for 'The Yellow Brick Road Not Taken'. Galinda: Well, if you want to borrow it ever it's here... Elphaba: I will borrow your hat...when monkeys fly. ------------------ IP: Logged
wickedteacher Junior Member	posted 07-03-2009 01:23 PM two favorites.... My personal opinion is you do not have what it takes. I hope you'll prove me wrong... I doubt you will.--Glinda It's Glinda, the Ga is silent. Yeah, just follow the yellow brick road, you'll find your way. I hope she will be okay, I am so bad at directions. Glinda ------------------ "What are you doing here" said NessaRose, "You've messed up everything." " Well as they say," replied Elphaba, "There's no place like home." IP: Logged
Defyerofgravity Junior Member	posted 07-09-2009 01:28 AM HOW did you get a script!! quote: Originally posted by Beautifully_Tragic: Don't know 'bout anyone else, but I have a script. "Why can't we just learn histpry instead of always harping on the past?" IP: Logged
nessaheart Member	posted 07-09-2009 05:48 AM There's a pretty decent link to one in the "WICKED THE MUSICAL SCRIPT" thread. ------------------ IP: Logged
allison-wonderland Junior Member	posted 07-30-2009 10:32 PM I don't think anyone's said this one yet... Elphaba: Please, you'll barely even notice I'm gone. Besides, you have Fiyero. Where is he, anyway? Not that I expected him to say goodbye to me. We barely know each other. Galinda: I don't know him either. He's distant, and moodified, and he's been thinking, which really worries me. -- Then, of course... Fiyero: Uh, listen, I've been thinking... Elphaba: Yes, beat I've heard. IP: Logged
ShellAndElphabaHeart Junior Member	posted 08-28-2009 05:56 PM Can anyone give me an accurate script with words and every thing? I am producing this play and I need a good script. (Yes I have permission to produce this play.) IP: Logged
MissGalinda Junior Member	posted 01-12-2010 10:46 PM quote: Originally posted by Munchkinland: lostladynight, that is lik exactly like me, only i JUST JUST KUST saw wicked, and It was the BEST NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE OMG SOOOOO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw it on jan. 6th, I was like shaking when the first music came on all the way through defying gravity! Cuz i was already an obsessive fan who knew the show backwards and forwards. WICKED ROCKS!!!!! lol I was exactly the same when the music for No One Mourns the wicked first came on..I was almost giggling, it was so surreal. I saw it on January 3 and I loved Kendra Kassebaum as Galinda!! Everything was super amazing and totally exceeded my expectations!! My favorites are: The artichoke is steamed.. No, I am not seasick, yes I am always green, no I didn't eat grass as a child.. Uh, I been thinking.. Yes, I've heard.. Galinda: You're whole life is going to change and all because of me! Now..I wrote a book, "How to be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list I hope will help you. Elphie, every day...shower. I mean who knows?! Maybe some of that green's gonna come off! Deoderant Elphie, nobody likes a stinky witch! I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that. Clean underclothes...that's all I'm gonna say. Look at your posture! That's no way to be popular! Bed made, room straightened, we've done that. Colours blended. The most important thing to have to make yourself popular is to keep your beautiful smile. Elphaba: Thank you... that's my fav.the Kristen Chenoweth Fiyero: "I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply... shallow" (love that line it was great when Fiyero said that line [This message has been edited by MissGalinda (edited 01-13-2010).] IP: Logged
wicked_rayanne Junior Member	posted 02-10-2010 07:01 PM i like the part in act one when Elphaba and Fiyero are alone in the corn field stting the lion cub free. Elphaba keeps ranting on, and Fiyero wants to say something: Fiyero: Do you ever let anyone else talk? (silence.) Elphaba: Can i just say one more thing? IP: Logged

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