posted 07-04-2007 04:03 AM            

M.M: "What a tragically beautiful face you have!"
Elphaba: "I'm the other one. I'm beautifully tragic"

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And I also like:

posted 07-04-2007 10:44 AM               

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Originally posted by gelphaba:
My favourite lines in the play are:

M.M: "What a tragically beautiful face you have!"
Elphaba: "I'm the other one. I'm beautifully tragic"

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And I also like:

E: "Well, what could he get me. I clash with everything" hehehe

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Lol my favorite line is:

E: What? What are you all looking at? Do I have something in my teeth... Oh fine we might as well get it over with! No I'm not sea sick! No I did not eat grass as a child! And yes I was born green!

And I love how in Popular how Galinda goes

G: Get up. I'm going to change that ugly frock into a beutiful ball gown! BALL GOWN! Hmmm BALL GOWN! Is this thing on?

E: Can I try?

posted 07-23-2007 08:41 PM            

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Originally posted by You_Think_She's_Wicked?:
Ok, I have not seen the play yet (April 8th!)... although, I have seen clips and I have read the Grimmerie numerous times (not to mention the 24/7 play of the CD). But I'm curious... does anyone have any funny Wicked quotes?

My friend told me this one:

Glinda: You're still riding that old thing?
Elphaba: Yea, well, not everyone can travel by bubble!

Any others? I'm just curious... As that above one made me laugh!

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Okay, I don't want to sound rude, but, I think it was a big mistake to read the grimmerie and listen to the CD before you see the show. What made wicked so special for me was that it was fresh and new; if you see the show now, you'll know almost everything. Not to say that you shouldn't like Wicked or listen to the CD, but, maybe it would have been better to see the show first. Just a a thought.

So, I realize this is probably extremely old, but I just stumbled upon this forum. I have to say that I completely disagree. I read the book, so I already knew what the music was about, and the music's amazing. Freaking amazing. And because I knew the music, I got horribly excited when I saw the play; when they would start to sing the songs I love, I pretty much convulsed and drooled in my seat with happiness. And when "Defying Gravity" started, one of my friends had to hit me to restrain my joy.

posted 07-23-2007 08:48 PM            

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Originally posted by Saint Aelphaba:
Well in Chicago Cast. Elphaba walks off for a moment to say:
"I want to remeber this moment always, no one is staring, no one is laughing..."
"Elphaba come on. we'll be late for wizomania!"

(Why did they take it out? the Sanfran thing I mean.)

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I saw Wicked Tour about a week ago...they still have that line in. It made me happy.

posted 07-26-2007 11:29 AM            

Nessarose: What are you doing here??

posted 07-26-2007 11:32 AM            

I actually liked her better than Kristin because she was alot more spastic

like jumping around the stage

posted 07-26-2007 02:51 PM               

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Originally posted by Glinda~The~Good:
wait where does everyone get the script for Wicked??? i've always wanted one, but i have no idea where everyone gets them...
Anyone care to share???

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Go to.....
http://libretto.musicals.ru/index.php?language=1

posted 07-26-2007 04:05 PM               

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Originally posted by Wicked Awesome:
Go to.....
http://libretto.musicals.ru/index.php?language=1

You can find the scripts for other musicals too.

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posted 08-03-2007 02:01 PM               

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Originally posted by Ozdust:
My favourite is when Fiyero first comes in. Where is cart driver smashes into Elphaba, I am not sure if it is just in LA or not but

Fiyero [to elphaba]: "Maybe he saw green and thought it meant 'go.'?!"

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posted 08-23-2007 09:33 PM            

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Originally posted by Popular_Elphie:
"Elphaba, we used to believe everything that wasnt true, we call it history." Thats in wonderful i think i thought it was pretty funny (you guys took all of the other ones that i like! lol I like "let the green girl go" too along with the bubble one, glindas directions, and alot more! But the musical is pretty political like on the left wing side, which i like cause me being a democrat myself i thought it was funny...

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actually its "elphaba where i'm from we belive all sorts of things that arent true.....we call it history."

posted 08-23-2007 09:41 PM            

glinda- elphie stop,elphie please stop it!!
(elphie still mubling spell )

galinda- STOP IT!ELPHIE STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!"

(BOTH SIGH)

GALINDA- So where are your wings?

elphie- (cackels and points to floating broomstick)

posted 08-26-2007 12:44 AM               

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Originally posted by Wicked Awesome:
Go to.....
http://libretto.musicals.ru/index.php?language=1

You can find the scripts for other musicals too.

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Wahhh *teargeysers* they took the Wicked script off!!! I guess someone told them it had missing parts. Oh well...at least you can read the Wizard of Oz script to test your self control to not smash your computer because you're so mad at Dorothy for killing Elphie.
Or did she? That was the coolest at the end of the musical!

posted 08-26-2007 04:18 AM               

M.M: Yes, yes, I'm sure your very bright.
Galinda: Bright? She's phosphorescent.

Fiyero: Well, I see that once again the responsibility to corrupt my fellow students falls on me. Fortunately, I'm up to the task.

Elpaba: It's absurd! This silly rich boy appears and everyone's off worshipping him and some cultish social gathering!(I don't think she gets out much)

Elphaba: It was my mother's! Thats all.
Galinda: It's not fair. I told you a really good one.

Fiyero:...You must think I'm really stupid.
Elpaba:No, not really stupid.

posted 09-14-2007 01:21 PM            

Glenda: Its good to see me isnt it?

Elphaba: Im Elphaba, the other daughter Im beautifuly tragic.

Elphaba: You sholdnt let comments like that bother you, I mean i always do ut you shouldnt.

Elphaba: Your carriage nearly nocked me over.
Fiyero: Maybe he saw green and thouht it ment go.

posted 09-16-2007 05:22 PM               

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Originally posted by Wicked gal 324:
Yeah they did add it later. In the orignl cast pefomance it just showed fiyero arriving at shiz in his cart. They added a whole new dialog. Fiyero does this little handshake with his driver and thats when him and elphaba start talking.

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posted 09-18-2007 04:52 AM               

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Originally posted by FabalaFae:
Don't watch it online. What those people are doing is illegal and not to mention poorly filmed. Unless its from a television broadcast on Wicked. It's illegal. They specifically tell you no recording or pictures maybe taken during the performance. It's a danger to the performers, not just from the flash, but the lense can reflect light into the performers eyes.

My parents say I watch too much Law & Order. Would anyone like to ask my lawyer? hehehe

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Well, I've done musicals for years. Since I was five. I'm now twenty. Anyways, it's not really dangerous to have lights in the audience. Actors are very focused and don't even notice that sort of stuff. They're focused on their character and the lines and the blocking and so on. And there was only one time in fifteen years that the message did have a point. In one musical, Big, there were two large scaffoldings, and actors standing and sitting on the edge. But this was a high school play, with the most of the cast with ADD or ADHD, and most of them didn't take their meds. So yeah.

posted 09-18-2007 05:31 PM               

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Originally posted by LucyGoosey87:
Well, I've done musicals for years. Since I was five. I'm now twenty. Anyways, it's not really dangerous to have lights in the audience. Actors are very focused and don't even notice that sort of stuff. They're focused on their character and the lines and the blocking and so on. And there was only one time in fifteen years that the message did have a point. In one musical, Big, there were two large scaffoldings, and actors standing and sitting on the edge. But this was a high school play, with the most of the cast with ADD or ADHD, and most of them didn't take their meds. So yeah.

As for the whole being illegal thing, I'm so not going to enjoy a show because it's pirated. This gives me a chance to see brilliant performances of a show I love. While I'd be happy to pay for it, I work hard, but I get minimum wage, and the money goes to medical bills, and to help my parents and to pay for my car, and phone. Unforutnate neccessities.

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posted 09-18-2007 09:02 PM            

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Originally posted by AlliPierce:
Also did anyone see the tour with Christina Deciccio as Glinda?

I actually liked her better than Kristin because she was alot more spastic

like jumping around the stage

she couldn't sit still for more than 2 seconds

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posted 09-18-2007 09:09 PM            

Fiyero: Go ahead, touch, I don't mind. You did the best you could. You saved my life.
Elphaba: You're still beautiful.
Fiyero: You don't have to lie to me.
Elphaba: It's not lying...it's looking at things another way.

posted 10-19-2007 07:49 PM            

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!

posted 10-25-2007 06:16 PM               

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Originally posted by Munchkinlad:
Galinda: We want to learn history...notall this talk about the past

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Thats not it.

posted 01-15-2008 09:03 PM            

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Originally posted by Wonderful:
In the British version instead of Glinda saying "flip flip" In popular she says "Toss toss". This mainly made funny because she tries to get Elphaba to do it, but she's really unifusiastic about it, so it really makes you laugh. I've also seen Kristin's (Is that her name, really sorry if I spelt it wrong... Please don't kill me wicked obsessed fan!) In her last performance she brings out a book called something like "how to be popular". The first one for Elphaba is "shower daily"

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I believe American as well as British Glindas have said "toss toss", but I could be wrong! And congratulotions, you have managed to spell Kristin's name correctly! I'm serious, most folks don't guess right the first time. And yes, I LOVE Kristin's little speech to Elphie on her last performance...it is absolutely hilarious! Here's the quotes I found online:
"I wrote a book, 'How to be Popular.'
I put together a top 10 list of how to help you. Elphie, every day...shower. Who knows maybe some of that green is gonna come off! Deodorant Elphie...nobody likes a stinky witch. I think we covered the hair, we'll get to that. Clean underclothes...that's all I'm gonna say. Look at your posture! That's no way to be popular. Bed made, room straightened - we've done that. Colors blended [or splendid?] *looks back at list*. And the most important thing to have, to make yourself popular is keep your beautiful smile!"

posted 01-15-2008 09:05 PM            

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Originally posted by Elphaba Potter:
Ok. I've tried and tried to understand the "goat on the lam" quote. I laugh everytime even though I don't get it.

I used to think it was "goat on the lamb" until I got a hold of the script. That actually made sense to me...maybe that's why I laugh? *contemplative chin rub*

But would anyone care to explain please?
*feels dumb for asking*

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This was asked a while back it looks like, but I didn't see anyone answer? just in case, being "on the lam" means sort of like "on the run." So it's basically a pun, since a goat is kind of like a sheep. lol it's so funny cause the guard is SO straight-faced when he says that...!