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DefyGravity07 Junior Member	posted 02-03-2007 06:04 PM Sorry about my spelling but sometimes my keyboard sticks....hence why my post looked like i was typing in slan so anyway my favorite quotes Galinda: ...Oh I know! lets tell each other something we've never told anyone...I'll go first: Fiyero and I are going to be married! (squeals) Elphaba: Really? He's asked you already? Galinda: No, he doesnt know yet. the way Kristen Chenoweth delivered thoses lines just cracks me up IP: Logged
Elphaba Potter Member	posted 02-05-2007 01:03 PM Ok. I've tried and tried to understand the "goat on the lam" quote. I laugh everytime even though I don't get it. I used to think it was "goat on the lamb" until I got a hold of the script. That actually made sense to me...maybe that's why I laugh? contemplative chin rub But would anyone care to explain please? feels dumb for asking IP: Logged
Elphaba_Lives_3699 Member	posted 02-08-2007 11:28 PM On Fiyero Glinda: I don't even think he's perfect anymore and i still want him. This must be want other people feel like! How do they bear it? IP: Logged
Wicked_Chicago Member	posted 02-09-2007 01:23 AM quote: Originally posted by WickedlyDefiant: Colours blended. Actually, I think Kristin actually says "Colors splendid". Which would make sense since Elphie only wears dark colors and nothing bright. IP: Logged
Rhiannon18 Moderator	posted 02-09-2007 10:39 PM After Elphaba and Glinda have a little cat fight and the soldiers seperate them, Glinda grabs Elphabas hat while shes being dragged away "HAHA see i got elphies hat, i got elphies hat!" those lines crack me up IP: Logged
Elphaba_Lives_3699 Member	posted 02-10-2007 07:53 PM Okay, one word: Rejocify. IP: Logged
Beautifully_Tragic Junior Member	posted 02-11-2007 11:21 PM "I don't cause commotions, I am one!" IP: Logged
elphaba's lover Member	posted 02-12-2007 01:04 PM quote: Originally posted by You_Think_She's_Wicked?: Ok, I have not seen the play yet (April 8th!)... although, I have seen clips and I have read the Grimmerie numerous times (not to mention the 24/7 play of the CD). But I'm curious... does anyone have any funny Wicked quotes? My friend told me this one: Glinda: You're still riding that old thing? Elphaba: Yea, well, not everyone can travel by bubble! Any others? I'm just curious... As that above one made me laugh! Ok I have a great treat for you. Just send me an e-mail so I can shave the link with you. The link has a page that contains funny quotes from the play. Like nessarose: elphaba I can't harver a fugitve I'm an unelected offical. Oh here one that they missed The wizard: elphaba you love oz, and I love oz. See that one thing we have I commen. "Elphaba" yeah there's no place like home. IP: Logged
elphaba's lover Member	posted 02-12-2007 01:16 PM Ok almost forgot this one. Madame morrible to elpaba, why miss elphaba you're practicaly glowing. "Nessarose" glowing? She's fospheresent. IP: Logged
DefyingGravity4Life Member	posted 02-13-2007 02:09 PM quote: Originally posted by elphaba's lover: Ok almost forgot this one. Madame morrible to elpaba, why miss elphaba you're practicaly glowing. "Nessarose" glowing? She's fospheresent. Actually, I think you mean after Madame Morrible says, "I'm sure you're very bright." Galinda says, "Bright? She's phosphorescent!" IP: Logged
operagirl Member	posted 02-13-2007 07:00 PM I love when Elphaba says, "There's no place like home." when she comes to see Nessarose. This really is a bit OT for this, but I must say, that everytime I wear a pair of green pants, I keep thinking "Yep! Pink goes good with green!" IP: Logged
Beautifully_Tragic Junior Member	posted 02-13-2007 08:16 PM quote: Originally posted by DefyingGravity4Life: Actually, I think you mean after Madame Morrible says, "I'm sure you're very bright." Galinda says, "Bright? She's phosphorescent!" Or she might have meant the scene in emerald city: "Why, Elphaba, you're positivly emerald!" Or something of that ilk. IP: Logged
operagirl Member	posted 02-14-2007 11:38 AM well, i'm not saying you have to but if you want to you CAN see it on the internet http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5131166637947082642&q=Wicked+part+1 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8700688166420178226&q=Wicked+part+2 ================================== This statement may be against the rules of the board, and I apologize if it is. ANYWAY, I am so furious that YouTube and Google, and the Equity Union took all of those great clips of the show off of the internet. I mean, just by seeing those didn't make me NOT want to see the show. Sorry if this comment is also OT. IP: Logged
defygravityLFB Member	posted 02-14-2007 03:22 PM quote: Originally posted by DefyGravity07: im trying so hard not to get upset lol u guys have so many mistakes in your quotes im 16 and have seen the play 7 times (o did i metion i dont even liv in new york...or the states for tat matter) no offense but if ur going to post a quote...make sure its right thanks i will now stop bein mean In some shows the actors may ad lib a bit, and it does not matter how many times you have seen the show, we all know the script just as well as anyone else..I know you were not trying to be mean, and thank you for that, but sometimes the quotes are a bit different or ad libbed. [This message has been edited by defygravityLFB (edited 02-14-2007).] IP: Logged
defygravityLFB Member	posted 02-14-2007 03:24 PM quote: Originally posted by MusicalTheatreObsessed: No offense, but if you're going to post, type with real words. To DefyGravity07- Also, type with capitol letter at the beginning of sentances, no offense. Thank you! I love the quote in Popular: Elphie-"My father hates me" Glinda-"Oh, Elphie that's not a SECRET!!!" This was in K. Chenoweth's last show and it was so funny! [This message has been edited by defygravityLFB (edited 02-14-2007).] [This message has been edited by defygravityLFB (edited 02-14-2007).] IP: Logged
*Idinaroxmysox** Member	posted 02-15-2007 02:34 AM quote: Originally posted by Bik: One of my favs... "What's in the punch?" "Lemons and melons and pears." "Oh, my!" NONE OF MY FRIENDS GET IT!!!! It's sooo annoying! I was cacking myself when I heard that line and I told my friends and they're like whatthehell... [This message has been edited by Idinaroxmy*sox (edited 02-15-2007).] IP: Logged
broadway_freak Junior Member	posted 02-16-2007 09:17 AM Hmm... IDK I think that all of the good ones have been said but I like the ones that have been said. I am going to see wicked on March 29 I am so happy but I do have a bootleg so that makes it all better! IP: Logged
gabyguhu Junior Member	posted 02-19-2007 11:39 AM i loved wicked... i saw it with Idina in London i was in Bournemouth, england and i was watching rent with a commentary and c.c. said a lot of people complained that Idina didn't sing a lot and Anthony Rapp said u should see her in wicked! and i had only heard that it was a new musical... so i became obsessed with going and i went by myself to London and went into the theater not knowing what i was going to witness and omg it was the best thing ever and i agree with some of you it is better to see it without knowing anything!!! and not to brag but anyone who sees it now wont enjoy it as much as the people who saw ti before dec 30 or in new york cause Idina rocks!!! IP: Logged
DON'T POPularMY BUBBLE Junior Member	posted 03-01-2007 06:37 PM Did you guys just memorize lines from the show or do y'all have scripts?!? IP: Logged
operagirl Member	posted 03-21-2007 02:01 PM quote: Originally posted by Beautifully_Tragic: "I don't cause commotions, I am one!" That's a line that I wish I knew when I was in high school. It is so excellent! IP: Logged
operagirl Member	posted 03-21-2007 02:03 PM Not that this is the best quote, but I like when Madame Morrible describes something about Elphaba as "a slight Gulch." IP: Logged
Krisitn Chenoweth! Junior Member	posted 03-22-2007 09:05 AM It is good to see me isn't it? Oh, no need to answer- that was rhetorical! IP: Logged
hannah Junior Member	posted 03-30-2007 08:25 AM quote: Hmm... IDK I think that all of the good ones have been said but I like the ones that have been said. I am going to see wicked on March 29 I am so happy but I do have a bootleg so that makes it all better! No way, in Houston? I went and saw it there at 2:00 yesterday.... basodhfaslkdj it was undescibafying "I can do whatever I want, I'm the Wicked Witch of the West!" "[pause]...... toss, toss!" I think I almost died laughing at that one IP: Logged
rebk424 Junior Member	posted 04-06-2007 12:22 PM Um, why is everyone freaking out over how "accurate" a line is? In a live performance, the lines probably change every night. Sometimes it's b/c an actor just forgets, or maybe he decides it's better with a word change. So one of you may have heard it one way, while another may have heard it another. Who cares? We're talking about one word differences! The lines are still funny and that's all that matters. Okay, I'm done with my rant now IP: Logged
Wicked_Chicago Member	posted 04-06-2007 10:05 PM Galinda on her entrance essay title: "Magic wands-Need they have a point?" and I just love the whole "Toss, toss" thing that runs through "Popular" and after when Elphie is praticing it before Dr. Dillamond's class. IP: Logged
MusicalTheatreObsessed Member	posted 04-07-2007 02:36 PM quote: Originally posted by hannah: basodhfaslkdj it was undescibafying ??? IP: Logged
DefyingGravity4Life Member	posted 04-07-2007 05:27 PM I think the jumble of letters was to show excitement and "undescribifying" is undescribable, just ozified...maybe. IP: Logged
munchkin Member	posted 04-08-2007 05:39 AM "It seems the artichoke is steamed" * "Maybe the driver saw green and thought it meant go" * "I happen to be genuinely self absorbed and deeply shallow" * This may not be exacly right, but... Galinda: Elphie... can I call you Elphie? Elphaba: It's a little perky Galinda: And you can call me... Galinda * "I'm the other daughter, Elphaba. I'm beautifully tragic" IP: Logged
munchkin Member	posted 04-08-2007 09:30 AM quote: Originally posted by Bik: "What's in the punch?" "Lemons and melons and pears." "Oh, my!" I have admit, I didn't realise that there was anything to "get" with this until about an hour ago - The Wizard of Oz has just been on TV and since I'd never seen it I thought I'd watch it. When it got to the "lions and tigers and bears" bit I found it hilarious, mainly because I'd just been reading this topic! (Didn't like the film, by the way. The munchkins creeped me out, I want to change my username. And all the way through I was relating it back to Wicked!) IP: Logged
DefyingGravity4Life Member	posted 04-08-2007 04:47 PM It's a bit off topic, but I think (for most people) if you didn't see the WoO when you were younger, you might not like it if you watch it when you're older. One of my friends had just recently watched it for the first time, didn't like it, and thought it was boring. Maybe it's just me, but that's what I've thought. IP: Logged
Beautifully_Tragic Junior Member	posted 04-08-2007 06:33 PM quote: Originally posted by DON'T POPularMY BUBBLE: Did you guys just memorize lines from the show or do y'all have scripts?!? Don't know 'bout anyone else, but I have a script. "Why can't we just learn histpry instead of always harping on the past?" IP: Logged
dancinthrulyfe Junior Member	posted 04-23-2007 05:52 PM Elphaba: No matter how self-absorbed and shallow you pretend to be I know that... Fiyero <interrupting>: actually i happen to be trully self-absorbed and deeply shallow. ****************************************** Galinda: IT'S GALINDA WITH A GA **************************************** Galinda: Look it's tomorrow! ****************************************** Glinda: That's right you just take that one road the whole time!!! uh-huh. No problem...Ok buh-bye...oh i hope they don't get lost i'm so bad at giving directions. (walks to nessa's grave.) Oh nessa. (Elphaba enters) Elphaba: Well what a touching display of grief. G: i don't think either one of us has anything more to say to each other. E: i wanted something to remeber her by and all that was left were those shoes. Now that wretched little farm girl has walked off in them. if you don't mind i'd like to have a moment to say goodbye to my sister G: Fine (steps to the side) E: oh nessa i'm so sorry please for give me. G: oh elphie you musn't blame yourself. I know it's tragic. it trully is to have a house fall on you but accidents will happen. E: you call this an accident? G: well no not exactly I wou... E: then what would you call it? G: umm. A regime change caused by a bizarre and unexpected twister of fate E:..what?....so you thinki cyclone just appear out of the blue? G: well no i never sa... E: of course you never. your to busy telling everyone how wonderful everything is. G: i'm a public figure now and people expect me to... E: to lie! G: TO BE ENCOURAGING. And just what have you been doing. Besides riding around on that filthy old thing. (notions towards broom) E: well we can't all come and go by bubble! i'll finish this later -Daniel IP: Logged
MAGNAcarta Junior Member	posted 06-16-2007 12:14 PM i think that all of you should read the book, both of them acctually ('wicked' and the second one 'son of a witch') because the play is good, OMG WAS IT GOOD, but i like to think that the book is so much more informative, and funny. IP: Logged
Saint Aelphaba Moderator	posted 06-16-2007 01:50 PM MAGNAcarta, I love your username. (I really enjoyed studying the Magna Carta in school this year.) I enjoyed all the quotes when Nessarsoe dies in the novel! IP: Logged
Elphaboy Member	posted 06-16-2007 05:36 PM Everyone's posted my favorites already! Fiyero: Im leaving with her! Elphaba:What? Glinda:WHAT?! Though Glinda and Elphie's lines may be reversed IP: Logged
Finchley Road Junior Member	posted 06-17-2007 04:39 PM There's one, it's not TOTALLY accurate, but it goes: ?-This is Nessarose, she's tragically beautiful E-[cuts in] I'm Elphaba, I'm beautifully tragic IP: Logged
operagirl Member	posted 06-17-2007 05:07 PM ?-This is Nessarose, she's tragically beautiful E-[cuts in] I'm Elphaba, I'm beautifully tragic I love that one! IP: Logged
MournThe'Wicked' Junior Member	posted 06-18-2007 06:21 PM You deserve each other, this hat and you - you're both so..smart?! You deserve each other, so here - out of the goodness of my heart! Just think it's amusing how Galinda and Fiyero deserve each other, Nessa and and Boq deserve each other..then there's Elphaba and her hat :P IP: Logged
operagirl Member	posted 07-03-2007 08:03 AM quote: Originally posted by Saint Aelphaba: Well in Chicago Cast. Elphaba walks off for a moment to say: "I want to remeber this moment always, no one is staring, no one is laughing..." "Elphaba come on. we'll be late for wizomania!" (Why did they take it out? the Sanfran thing I mean.) I noticed that, and I think that it should never have been eliminated! IP: Logged
ElphieGrl918 Member	posted 07-03-2007 05:59 PM Galinda: But that was the milkflowers fault, not yours. That may be your secret, Elphaba, but that doesn't make it true. She Oh look, poof! it's tomorrow! Elphie... do you mind if I call you Elphie? Elphaba: Well, it's a little perky. Elphaba: What?! What are you looking at? Oh, do I have something in my teeth? Okay, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no, I didn't chew grass as a child. IP: Logged

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